"Tre häxor tittar på tre Swatch klockor. Vilken häxa tittar på vilken Swatch klocka?"

Och nu det hela på engelska....
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

Och nu för de som gått fortsättningskursen...
"Tre könsopererade häxor tittar på tre Swatch klockknappar. Vilken
könsopererad häxa tittar på vilken Swatch klockknapp?"

Och nu det hela på engelska....
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?"

ganska jobbig på slutet

den skulle man testa på dyng fyllan

__JoCCe__ skrev:

"Tre häxor tittar på tre Swatch klockor. Vilken häxa tittar på vilken Swatch klocka?"

Och nu det hela på engelska....
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

Och nu för de som gått fortsättningskursen...
"Tre könsopererade häxor tittar på tre Swatch klockknappar. Vilken
könsopererad häxa tittar på vilken Swatch klockknapp?"

Och nu det hela på engelska....
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?"

ganska jobbig på slutet

haha klockrent . men ja klarade alla men man fick tänka litte

ingen idé o tänka,bara att babbla på

__JoCCe__ skrev:

"Tre häxor tittar på tre Swatch klockor. Vilken häxa tittar på vilken Swatch klocka?"

Och nu det hela på engelska....
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

Och nu för de som gått fortsättningskursen...
"Tre könsopererade häxor tittar på tre Swatch klockknappar. Vilken
könsopererad häxa tittar på vilken Swatch klockknapp?"

Och nu det hela på engelska....
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?"

ganska jobbig på slutet

Nu ska man bara försöka komma ihåg det där

__JoCCe__ skrev:

ingen idé o tänka,bara att babbla på

Babbla på och hoppas på det bästa

man måste vara lite rapp i munnen =P

haha. fan vad roligt

hahaha fan va kul, omöjligt och läsa fort

Fuckface skrev:

__JoCCe__ skrev:

ingen idé o tänka,bara att babbla på

Babbla på och hoppas på det bästa

Hehe precis

Ush fy fan.. Det slår ju slint i huvudet totalt. vem vet? kanske går lättare på fyllan

Då kan ni försöka er på den här tungvrickaren, jag känner gott om människor som har engelska som modersmål som inte sätter den...

Dearest creature in creation,
Studying English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
It will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Pray console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say - said, pay - paid, laid, but plaid.
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sleeve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!

De va en del läsing där ja...