You might be a RICEBOY if...

• Your spoiler is higher than the roof of your car.
• Your exhaust sounds like an elephant fart.
• A tennisball will fit inside of your exhaust tip.
• You think performance stickers will actually increase your cars horsepower.
• Your wheels stick out past your fenders.
• You consider a K&N filter & a big exhaust tip to be major modifications.
• You can't see outta your back window because of all the stickers.
• You rev your tiny engine every time you see a Mustang or Camaro.
• Your car has performance stickers, but does'nt actually have the parts that the stickers are advertising.
• You bragg that your car makes 90 HP per liter (when its only a freakin 1.3 liter engine).
• You will not race a V8 powered car unless the owner is willing disconnect 4 sparkplug wires.
• You have a "Powered By *Anything*" sticker on your windshield.
• You tell your friends that you smoked a big V8 powered car (but you don't mention the fact that it was a 18 wheeler).