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Lite fakta om Chuck Norris
12 december 2007
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Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
"One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
"One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
