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Mer fakta om Chuck Norris
13 december 2007
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while hes roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while hes roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
