He's not like all them other boys,
They're all so dumb and immature.

There's just one thing,
That's getting in the way,
When we go up to bed you're just no good,
It's such a shame!
I look into your eyes,
I want to get to know you,
And then you make this noise,
And it's apparent its all over.

Its not fair,
And i think you're really mean,

Oh you're supposed to care,
But you never make me scream,

Oh it's not fair,
And it's really not ok,

Well I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed,
Im feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head,
Then I remember all the nice things that you've ever said to me,
Maybe i'm just overreacting, maybe you're the one for me.